wiseacre: Constantly reminded of the saying "hurt people, hurt people", though trite, is often incredibly true.

wiseacre: It's not even April Fools Day. Everything about this is wrong: "Adam Sandler to write Candyland film" http://t.co/SPllMWwW

wiseacre: @dhsmith all poop

wiseacre: @dhsmith mushrooms are poop.

wiseacre: @dividedistand and my attire needs to accurately reflect that