Now kids, Daddy only drank so the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off.
Saturday June 18th 2005
by Paul Armstrong
Conversations overheard at the Cracker Barrel, somewhere in South Carolina:
"Daddy, don't zip my penis in my pants. That'll hurt. I'll cry alot. Like this - AAAHHHHH! Loud" "Yes, I would too. Don't I'll be sure to not zip it" "Yeah Daddy, that would hurt lots"
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