Randomness and the head counts: Dog=3, House=0
Monday May 15th 2006
by Paul Armstrong
First off, I want to say a huge congratulations to the Smokers on the birth of their little girl Ava Catherine late Friday evening. Congrats Dan and Sarah, we love you guys!
In other random news:
There are many benefits to having a dog. For instance, every one has to be more organized and scheduled. Have to schedule walks. Eating. Potty breaks. A dog also is a great companion; someone to be there when you're sad or feeling alone, some to play around outside with, someone to cozy up with on a cold days. One of my favorite benefits is what I called "fart buddy". I can now let me silent and deadlies rupture the senses without a care and easily pass the blame onto the dog "Oh man, Sirius, you stink buddy" (and he graciously accepts the blame without a word).
There are also some down sides to having a dog. For instance, his ability to secretly find things and destroy them. Over the past 5 days (after recovering from whatever ailed him) Sirius has:
Destroyed Abigail's nicest dress shoes down to the sole.
Chewed apart a pair of Abigail's flip-flops
Ravaged a poor, helpless Barbie to a stump (as pictured here)
Apparently either Abigail isn't good at putting her things away, or Sirius has a vendetta against her.
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I saw a kid at Kroger the other day that looked like a little middle aged man. Freaked me out.
I've been exceptionally tired lately, been going to bed at 10pm or before the past few nights. Ugh.
Is it ever going to feel like spring again? I know it will, but 6 days of 50? weather sucks.
Does anyone, anywhere actually watch The War at Home? Anyone? I didn't think so. Yet, it somehow stays on air (and Arrested Development gets cancelled)
End random transmission ... now
There are many benefits to having a dog. For instance, every one has to be more organized and scheduled. Have to schedule walks. Eating. Potty breaks. A dog also is a great companion; someone to be there when you're sad or feeling alone, some to play around outside with, someone to cozy up with on a cold days. One of my favorite benefits is what I called "fart buddy". I can now let me silent and deadlies rupture the senses without a care and easily pass the blame onto the dog "Oh man, Sirius, you stink buddy" (and he graciously accepts the blame without a word).
There are also some down sides to having a dog. For instance, his ability to secretly find things and destroy them. Over the past 5 days (after recovering from whatever ailed him) Sirius has:
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