We're sorry sir, but we couldn't save -- the penis

I wish I were making this stuff up. I really do. I can picture it now:

22 years from now when Sonya and I are visiting Austria and listening to the "oldest" boy in the Vienna Boys Choir sing his heart out, and some elderly local Austian will ask; "How is that your son is in our choir -- he must be over 20 years old. How is his voice so high still?" And we'll reply, "Well, that's becaue he has no penis. You see, when our dear son was 5 he thought it was be funny to stick his penis (after his bath, mind you) in the dogs face; and we warned him, yes we warned him many a time, until one day the dog decided to bite - hard - and well, after several hours of surgery the doctors were unable to reattach the severed digit and that is how his voice came to be so high."

Ok, so that part was made up -- except Elliott liking to stick his penis in the dogs face; sadly, that part is true (and I fear that the dog will one time, just because he's a dog, will give a bit of a "nibble" and it will NOT turn out well). **************************** FOR CLARIFICATION, everyone should know that it happened after bath when Elliott was all wet and Sirius is at eye level with Elliott's privates. He likes to lick the kids faces when they are wet from bath, only this time it wasn't a face dangling in front of him.......... ATTENTION readers: you do NOT need to worry or start sending therapy referals our way; it's not something we encourage!