The Case of the Mondays
Monday February 5th 2007
by Paul Armstrong
I'm attempting to get "themematic" with this blog, not only to make things interesting for you, but to give myself some structure and motivation at regularly updating. So, from now on Mondays will be called "The Case of the Mondays" (if you don't know what that's from, then I'm not your friend anymore) and will make you feel better about having to start another week
- You may think your Monday is bad, but at least...
- ... you don't have foul smelling orange snow falling on the ground.
- ... you weren't the person to post the first video on YouTube (I think I hear a woman in the background, at the end, saying "Laaaammme")
- ... you can find unique (and amazingly cool) toys for your kids (or yourself).
- ... you don't have a wooden car (although its amazingly beautiful in its own way, I can't imagine what would happen to it in the rain)
- ... you have all your tires
- ... your couch is comfortable and not made for "small people" (collapsible is cool and all, but it looks about as comfortable as sitting on a plank of bees --- what?)
- ... you don't have this tattooed on your forehead
- ... this wasn't your idea of a super hero or frankly any of these lame superheroes
- ... you're not as dumb as a bag of hammers
- ... you didn't say any of these:
"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." (Arnold Schwarzanegger)
"Smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." (Brook Shields)
"Do I have a large frog in my hair? I have the sensation that something is eating my brain" (Joaquin Phoenix -- I seriously love his quote. LOVE. IT)
"What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?" (Paris Hilton)
"I get to go overseas places, like Canada" (Brittney Spears)
"Too many obgyn's aren't able to practice their love with women across this country." (George Bush)
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