The Case of the Tuesdays (Part VI)
Tuesday April 3rd 2007
by Paul Armstrong
Ok, its not Monday, but Tuesday just works better for me schedule-wise; from hence forth this shalleth be called The Case of the Tuesdays (and each week I'll focus on a given theme for the links). Today I'm going to focus on odd Amazon items for sale. Its amazing what you can buy online, from such a large reseller. You might be shocked, horrified, amused or beguiled by what you are about to see.
- Are your prayers ineffective? Well, pick up the Magical Answer Me Jesus and all your troubles will go away
- Let's file this under: WTF? Especially the fact that its in the Health & Personal Care category
- Want to know why I'm so awesome? Because of my PJ every day! (I kid, of course)
- Having your in-laws over? A special neighborhood get together? Well, have a lasting impression with a fresh, whole rabbit. That's right; a dead, skinned full bodied rabbit. Great as a center piece or wall-mounted art.
- Is that nasty tomato soup always dribbling down your shirt? Ketchup slurging out of the bun? Get the handy-dandy shirt bib! I don't think its the product as much as its the product image that makes this awesome
- You are the master of your domain with this wooden Throne. The king of the castle. The ruler of the land. Enjoy some reading and do your doody.
- Are house flies infesting your home? Kill 'em all with 1000 Fly parasites. Use these flies to kill other files. But, remember, they only ship these thing on Mondays and Tuesdays
- In the infamous words of Ferris Bueller, "If you have the means; I highly recommend" the Relaxman. $40k to sit in a big, isolated non-flying, immobile spaceship
- Want to freak out your pesky neighbor? Get the Uzi air gun; great for "skirmishing" (yeah, I'd say; or getting your ass beat by the cops)
- I don't know what to say. Nothing. Just the fact that this magazine exists frightens and amuses and disgusts me
- Find invisible "pet" odors with the amazing Stink Finder. This HAS to be a scam.
- For some reason I keep thinking of a They Might Be Giants song, "We Want A Rock". Why in God's name would anyone ever ever ever ever want this? Why? Ever?
- I can't imagine that there are any more than a handful of steps to ... evacuating your excess anal luggage ... outdoors, but apparently an entire book can be written on the process.
- Hair -- the deliciously horrible coufe book
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