Chewie. Squirrel. Battle. Nazis. This is the best image you will see all day. http://is.gd/dQOHo

Wiseacre Digital is proud to announce the redesign and relaunch of @MercantileLib 's new website - http://is.gd/dQKFf

Supposed to launch a new website last night, but my Internet has been down all night. Oops

I do realize that for anyone not privy to Scotch/Whiskey lingo will think I'm doing something unspeakable to my drink.

Just watched Kung Fu Hustle. Had forgotten the utter brilliance of this film. Also, I'm 4-fingers deep into some Midleton (don't judge me!)

If the internet were a family dinner, it'd be right after your Uncle Bill said something racist to break the silence

The internet is really boring lately. Someone do something interesting. Invent a inverse microwave or instant cupcake launcher.

"I think you should go on a year long trip to Hawaii and jump in a volcano, that's what I think” @thatsjustelliot yeah, he's in trouble

Dear Future Clients: Its more believable to say "We don't have the budget" when you know what the budget is

Spent too much time making this "behind the scenes" of the Armstrong Family Circus. "The Chaos" http://is.gd/dP5jc

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i got 741 ft! :)

804

777ft so far. I KNOW I can do better.

1167 ft. Read it and weep. Or fart. Whichever. :-)

My highest fart number I think was 5 ...

928 is my farthest so far. But I'm going to keep at it. And did anyone ever play the original version of this, I believe it was called Cat-apult or something like that.

Bam. 1,286 feet.

Uh oh... new high of 1,596 feet. I need to shut off my DSL for the day if I want to get anything done.

Dang it, Aaron. I was done with that game! 1837 ft. I can't believe it myself, especially after some very short distances.

DANG IT. I can't get get close to that. Are you shooting full power? Up high? Down low? Same as the default? Its way too addictive. Trent told me to check out -- Stair Fall (on the same site); fling someone down some stairs, see how "lethal" a fall you can make (not as addictive, but fun).

you all have such rare talent

I am so stupid. I didn't realize that you could hit the space bar again and make Stimpy fart and go further! (yeah, shut up, I don't read instructions)

See; now it makes sense. 1828.

Rock on, bro.

I can't find any rhyme or reason really.... just a matter of luck. I swear I do the same angle twice but the distance is never the same. I dunno....

1877.