What in the!?

I can't even believe this is something that's even possible ... I mean, you read a headline like this and think; must be from The Onion. But apparently a woman stayed seated on a toilet for ... 2 YEARS. For unknown reasons the 35 year old unnamed woman decided to stay in the bathroom on the toilet -- and not get up. After several (several, several) pleas by her 36 year old boyfriend to get out; she merely replied "Maybe tomorrow". The police were finally called (who knows why it took the guy 2 years to call; or why he didn't just bust the door down) and came to remove the woman -- who replied that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave. Police found that she was FUSED to the seat, which they just removed the seat with her attached -- and later had it removed at a hospital (her body fat had grown to be part of the seat; much like a tree grows around objects in its way). If you don't believe me; read the full story here.