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Armstrong Family Circus

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The Armstrong Family Circus

published and designed by Wiseacre Design Studio

Maineville • Ohio • USA

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Watch this freaky little 4-legged robot made by Boston Dynamics, as it carries a 340lbs payload over various terrains. Its just freaky
HUGE collection of random facts called Did You Know? -- such as, peanut butter will take scratches off CDs, and wiped with a coffee filter.
It could that the "music" of Cory Estes is authentic and not a clever means to fake being sincerely awful. Eat your heart out Sufjan. Listen and be in awe
Kid's Rock by your favorite rock stars like Coldplay, Pearl Jam. I find this hilarious (though, its 4 minutes too long), but I'm a simpleton.
Unique and clever means to disguise weapons. The favorite is the crucifix pistol -- reminds me a Python skit.
I've known for years (and years) that if you had "God" to the name of any products, Christians will buy it (cookbooks, condoms, candy bars) ... and here's the proof in a nice handy list.
I love these (Fill in the Band) Shreds videos. Somehow I missed this Creed one.
Rubber hands through a brick. A super slow motion video of what a hand and arm look like (jelly) when karate chopping through a brick.
"HEY ANDREW ... What's up robot ... I LOVE YOU ... I know you do ... HEY ANDREW ... what's up robot .. I"M GOING TO KILL YOU". Never trust a robot -- the greatest music video of all time.
Details overview on how to win a fist fight. Ultimately it comes down to this: You will get hit. And when you get hit, it does not feel good.
Butt Station Desktop Set. I don't know what else to say about this, except it all your desk needs, in the shape of a being on the john.
Bathing with Bierko -- John Malkovich. You might recognize Craig Bierko, who played in Max Baer "Cinderlla Man"; and this is just odd, but somehow not.