@blankenship If I could bat my eyes and do a little "yooo-whooo" dance ala Bugs Bunny, that's what I'm doing right now.

Chewie. Squirrel. Battle. Nazis. This is the best image you will see all day. http://is.gd/dQOHo

Wiseacre Digital is proud to announce the redesign and relaunch of @MercantileLib 's new website - http://is.gd/dQKFf

Supposed to launch a new website last night, but my Internet has been down all night. Oops

I do realize that for anyone not privy to Scotch/Whiskey lingo will think I'm doing something unspeakable to my drink.

Just watched Kung Fu Hustle. Had forgotten the utter brilliance of this film. Also, I'm 4-fingers deep into some Midleton (don't judge me!)

If the internet were a family dinner, it'd be right after your Uncle Bill said something racist to break the silence

The internet is really boring lately. Someone do something interesting. Invent a inverse microwave or instant cupcake launcher.

"I think you should go on a year long trip to Hawaii and jump in a volcano, that's what I think” @thatsjustelliot yeah, he's in trouble

Dear Future Clients: Its more believable to say "We don't have the budget" when you know what the budget is

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Go Pauli
It's your birthday
We're gonna party like it's your birthday
sip bacardi like it's your birthday
and we don't give a flying flip' cause it's your birthday

Hooray for 36!

paul gave me herpes

I made a post but it never showed up. I swear I did.

Happy belated. I'd ship you some whisky, but it's illegal.

i hope you got my huge bouquet of cheese filled eggs!

happy birthday, and you don't look at day over 40.