wiseacre: Sometimes the only good gained from knowing standard practices is so you can reinvent them

wiseacre: Developing a power much; caviate: must involve gratuitous use of crying

wiseacre: And then I remember why I don't like to work in an office - I'm old and my insides are a war zone of crimes against humanity

wiseacre: @zachmcnair @philcoffman @iamkory I'm beyond hipster, I'm now omni-pster

wiseacre: @philcoffman @zachmcnair @iamkory Can they be scratch n sniff?

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