wiseacre: Most app dates are no more thrilling than rice cake, but this Tweetbot update has great subtle nuance like artisan cheese

wiseacre: @Rippedlikejesus Blame the albino platypus I licked.

wiseacre: Sometimes you're on the toilet when someone calls. It's equally necessary & shameful, like me ( sorry @Rippedlikejesus)

wiseacre: When it snows, it pours. We're getting full scale assault of dysfunctional family flak on all sides. Sigh.

wiseacre: On the edge of the couch, thinking things over http://t.co/4JKZHCsL

There are 7 entries related to the tag “age”

Why can't we just be honest?

More often than not, whenever someone asks me how I'm doing I usually say "Pretty good", without much thought. A ...

Thoughts on getting older

Its hard not to measure your life by the things you've accomplished (and not accomplished), to look at your failures ...

Distractions: Opening Ceremonies Edition

You know the drill by now. Get up in it. My Name is Mitchell; welcome to my study. ...

Sorrow is better than laughter

Sorrow is better than laughter, because a sad face is good for the heart. Ecclesiastes 7:3   I've never been able to ...

So you want your money?

Since reporting my woe's with getting payment from a client there were some requests about how I've dealt with the ...

And so it begins

These things happen so I hear, but its not happened to me in my 5 or so years of working ...

36 Reasons To Be Happy To Be Turning 36 Years Old

My Wife. I'd be a bastard if I didn't start there. I know my wife well. The idiosyncrasies. The hurts. ...