wiseacre: Most app dates are no more thrilling than rice cake, but this Tweetbot update has great subtle nuance like artisan cheese

wiseacre: @Rippedlikejesus Blame the albino platypus I licked.

wiseacre: Sometimes you're on the toilet when someone calls. It's equally necessary & shameful, like me ( sorry @Rippedlikejesus)

wiseacre: When it snows, it pours. We're getting full scale assault of dysfunctional family flak on all sides. Sigh.

wiseacre: On the edge of the couch, thinking things over http://t.co/4JKZHCsL

There are 7 entries related to the tag “aging”

We eventually reach the end of the pier and find ourselves too tired to try and go back

We all eventually reach the end of the pier, and find ourselves too tired to try and go back. We ...

And in the shadow of the valley of your family tree

I have a lot of small pains in my life. The average kind. The kind most all of us experience. ...

Thirty Eight and Eighty Three

I might have been eight or nine, I don't recall (like many things in my life, my past is nearly ...

Merry Christmas (I think)

I'm trying. I really am. I'm telling myself that it's worth it. The tradition. The pretending (in spite of the ...

I'm still not made of bacon and other things that may or may not have happened the past 10 years

It has been a decade of firsts for me (and probably many of you). The first decade to be married. ...

Somewhere along the line, I grew up

The problem with aging is that your experiences fill you to the point of apathy. You've seen, heard and imbibed ...

Some old communion cups and a coat

Every parent has that moment — they look at their kids and cannot reconcile the layers of images. This child, ...