wiseacre: Most app dates are no more thrilling than rice cake, but this Tweetbot update has great subtle nuance like artisan cheese

wiseacre: @Rippedlikejesus Blame the albino platypus I licked.

wiseacre: Sometimes you're on the toilet when someone calls. It's equally necessary & shameful, like me ( sorry @Rippedlikejesus)

wiseacre: When it snows, it pours. We're getting full scale assault of dysfunctional family flak on all sides. Sigh.

wiseacre: On the edge of the couch, thinking things over http://t.co/4JKZHCsL

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Quote Challenge

Man, I'm so tired; I'm gonna have to take off my underwear. Elliott Armstrong (age 6)   Your assignment: work that quote ...

Friday Distractions: Asleep at the Wheel Edition

I'm tired from staying up way too late seeing a so-so movie, so let's get right to it so I ...

It's good to be hated.

Now, don't take pity or get upset, I actually find most of this highly amusing - but here are a ...