wiseacre: @cameronmoll I got 35 back in 2001; I feel blessed to have been either too lazy or stubborn to sell.

wiseacre: @philcoffman True, but that album was so great, and a great contrast to the grunge at the time

wiseacre: @philcoffman WHAT!?!! So jealous. So so jealous.

wiseacre: Future Hipsters: http://t.co/z2348U1z so true, so great.

wiseacre: Luke (to Sonya regarding the day of his birth) "You peed me out!" He was a c-section, so I'll show him Alien to explain it to him

There are 4 entries related to the tag “parenting”

The Laws of Parental Inevitablity

Principle of Bathtub Defecation If a subject is of the ages of 2 years or less and has within the last ...

This too will (never) pass

I'll be honest (wait, I'm always honest when I write here, so saying that almost assumes that I haven't been, ...

Why can't we just be honest?

More often than not, whenever someone asks me how I'm doing I usually say "Pretty good", without much thought. A ...

I like to stuff things down my pants

I supposed I should feel guilty about publically exposing the idiosynchrocies of my children to the world - but in ...