wiseacre: Most app dates are no more thrilling than rice cake, but this Tweetbot update has great subtle nuance like artisan cheese

wiseacre: @Rippedlikejesus Blame the albino platypus I licked.

wiseacre: Sometimes you're on the toilet when someone calls. It's equally necessary & shameful, like me ( sorry @Rippedlikejesus)

wiseacre: When it snows, it pours. We're getting full scale assault of dysfunctional family flak on all sides. Sigh.

wiseacre: On the edge of the couch, thinking things over http://t.co/4JKZHCsL

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Quote Challenge

Man, I'm so tired; I'm gonna have to take off my underwear. Elliott Armstrong (age 6)   Your assignment: work that quote ...

Reason #239 why we shouldn't listen to celebrities

Let's forget the Alec Baldwin incident or the ...

Overhead as Elliott plays with his friend

I love being "incognito" in the office and what I get to overhear the kids say. 10 seconds ago here's ...

*Spark

"It's not the spark that caused the fireIt was the air you breathed that fanned the flame ...