wiseacre: @cameronmoll I got 35 back in 2001; I feel blessed to have been either too lazy or stubborn to sell.

wiseacre: @philcoffman True, but that album was so great, and a great contrast to the grunge at the time

wiseacre: @philcoffman WHAT!?!! So jealous. So so jealous.

wiseacre: Future Hipsters: http://t.co/z2348U1z so true, so great.

wiseacre: Luke (to Sonya regarding the day of his birth) "You peed me out!" He was a c-section, so I'll show him Alien to explain it to him

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It's a bird ... it's a plane

After school yesterday, Elliott said to me, "Mom, Mrs. Zwarg (the gym teacher) said to me; 'tell your Mom to ...