wiseacre: Most app dates are no more thrilling than rice cake, but this Tweetbot update has great subtle nuance like artisan cheese

wiseacre: @Rippedlikejesus Blame the albino platypus I licked.

wiseacre: Sometimes you're on the toilet when someone calls. It's equally necessary & shameful, like me ( sorry @Rippedlikejesus)

wiseacre: When it snows, it pours. We're getting full scale assault of dysfunctional family flak on all sides. Sigh.

wiseacre: On the edge of the couch, thinking things over http://t.co/4JKZHCsL

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It's a bird ... it's a plane

After school yesterday, Elliott said to me, "Mom, Mrs. Zwarg (the gym teacher) said to me; 'tell your Mom to ...