wiseacre: Most app dates are no more thrilling than rice cake, but this Tweetbot update has great subtle nuance like artisan cheese

wiseacre: @Rippedlikejesus Blame the albino platypus I licked.

wiseacre: Sometimes you're on the toilet when someone calls. It's equally necessary & shameful, like me ( sorry @Rippedlikejesus)

wiseacre: When it snows, it pours. We're getting full scale assault of dysfunctional family flak on all sides. Sigh.

wiseacre: On the edge of the couch, thinking things over http://t.co/4JKZHCsL

There are 3 entries related to the tag “truth”

I'm still not made of bacon and other things that may or may not have happened the past 10 years

It has been a decade of firsts for me (and probably many of you). The first decade to be married. ...

It takes a lifetime to build, and a day to destroy

There we are, in our tiny boxes on a hilliside, putting ourselves into other little boxes. Segmenting our lives. ...

Why can't we just be honest?

More often than not, whenever someone asks me how I'm doing I usually say "Pretty good", without much thought. A ...