wiseacre: Most app dates are no more thrilling than rice cake, but this Tweetbot update has great subtle nuance like artisan cheese

wiseacre: @Rippedlikejesus Blame the albino platypus I licked.

wiseacre: Sometimes you're on the toilet when someone calls. It's equally necessary & shameful, like me ( sorry @Rippedlikejesus)

wiseacre: When it snows, it pours. We're getting full scale assault of dysfunctional family flak on all sides. Sigh.

wiseacre: On the edge of the couch, thinking things over http://t.co/4JKZHCsL

There are 7 entries related to the tag “vacation”

Lessons learned on a vacation that lasted too long but not long enough

The best and only way to present these lessons is through the manidatory list format; I apologize in the smallest ...

Everybody freeze, everybody get down on the ground

As we shake the last grains of sand from our clothes and smell the fleeting traces of salt in the ...

Don't hassle me, I'm on vacation

So, Sunday we went to the Worleys -- after an unexpected detour at Scotchman and finding that left ...

Rules of the road

There are a few rules of inevitability when traveling long distances (confined) in a van. 1) you will always leave ...

Dear stupid dog, I've gone to live with the children on jolly farm.

A frog was in our bath tub last night. Cute little guy. Bright green and very small, perched on the ...

Craig Hoffman said that? Well, he's a sharp kid. You might be ugly.

I was up at 6am this morning for no reason. Its quiet. I watched the ocean. Santa was on ...

Winding down

We're our last evening at mom and dad's. Its been a pretty tame, uneventful week. Minus the lack of sleep ...