wiseacre: Most app dates are no more thrilling than rice cake, but this Tweetbot update has great subtle nuance like artisan cheese

wiseacre: @Rippedlikejesus Blame the albino platypus I licked.

wiseacre: Sometimes you're on the toilet when someone calls. It's equally necessary & shameful, like me ( sorry @Rippedlikejesus)

wiseacre: When it snows, it pours. We're getting full scale assault of dysfunctional family flak on all sides. Sigh.

wiseacre: On the edge of the couch, thinking things over http://t.co/4JKZHCsL

There are 4 entries related to the tag “words”

It's not your fault (but really, it is)

I have a problem with words. Not necessarily with what words to use, but more with the frequency and amount ...

All this Twitter business

"I'm thinking that I might need some minty gum ..." – my very first "tweet" on Twitter.   ...

WARNING OF RIGHTS

1. You have the right to remain silent and refuse to answer questions. Do you understand? 2. Anything you do say ...

The cloud of a new storm

It's closing in on 1 am and the rain picked up the beat and through the window sounds like an ...